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Saturday, July 9, 2011

I Have Been Beaten Into Submission

Boys, Men, Girls and Women. You don’ hear me say this often but I have been beaten into submission. A little advice for the men folk.  I know it is against your DNA and everything you have been taught by your male role models, but put you stuff up where “you” can find it (space acceptable to a woman such as the garage) when you get thru with your chore. Why? Because some woman will come along and pick it up for you and put it in a place a man would never think of looking when you try to find it the next time you need it. I know you have heard your woman say…..I am tired of picking up behind you! When you hear that go look for your stuff or better yet immediately ask her what she picked up and where she put it. I’ve been looking for my Miracle Grow Sprayer for the last hour. I thought I left it on the Barbecue Grill. That is a good man logical place to leave it as it is out of reach of the dog and within eyesight as you head toward the garden. You want to guess where I found it? In the closet up under the stairs where Genny has her winter clothes and about a thousand shoes. Now what man in his right mind would place there? The answer is none! Put you stuff up and save yourself some time.






Art Nalley

Redneck Heritage Network

@2011